You’d think of all days, a Trypolar rant would be a sure thing today, but it’s not. I’ve been in this foggy haze all day and even find myself responding to happy valentine’s well wishers with a lighthearted “You too!”
Huh?
Like HUH?
WHAT THE FUCK?
I promise, I’m not high! Well I’m not high to the extent that would cause this kind of nauseating behaviour, honest!
Calm down Diane. Just calm the fuck down!
I’m still okay, yep, I’m still fine.
I think I know where this clueless behaviour comes from. It's not that I'm suddenly accepting Vday or now think it’s a super awesome holiday. My principles are still there and as strong as ever. The reason I’m not all angst filled is that I don’t feel the need to preach ALL THAT IS PURE SUCKAGE. Those who recognize Vday don’t infuriate me like they once did. Sure I think they’re missing the goddamn point and if you have that special someone in your life, every day should be special blah blah blah. Regardless, I will always have an issue with today and I just hope that that doesn't need explaination.
So with my size 10’s drilled deep into the sand I'll stand here with my arms crossed in complete defiance, which is usually the only time I grace the beach anyway. Yes I have size 10 feet. If I was a man I’d be hung like a Shetland Pony so fuck off.
PHEW!!!!!! Ya know, for a moment there, I actually thought I was going soft! Phew, WHAT A FUCKING RELIEF! PHEW!
So in honour of this joyous, and most sacred of holy days, I thought it appropriate to share my most romantic and heartfelt song, sung by Louise Beuvink who has the voice of an absolute angel. Please enjoy and HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO ONE AND ALL. IN THE NAME OF THE MUTHA, THE FUCKER, AND THE HOLY SHIT, A'WOMEN.
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